mybeautifulidiot:

*settles into bed with blankets laptop headphones a drink and everything* ahh yes perfect. I have to pee. 

nippled:

tumblr user more like tumblr loser am i right haha…I’m so sad

dx11:

rip “can you please make the last ask rebloggable?” 2007-2013

A blowjob isn’t given with your mouth, it’s given with your heart
— My boyfriend trying to get head (via marrowack)
millions-0fscars:

sad black and white, follow back similar

millions-0fscars:

sad black and white, follow back similar

I just want him to be rough with me. I want him to spank my bum, whip my thighs, force me to look at him, and growl in my ear.

h0mocidal:

does anyone else convert oxygen into carbon dioxide or is that just me lol 

I want to celebrate my new phone and the fact that I can once more be active on tumblr  by posting this selfie

I want to celebrate my new phone and the fact that I can once more be active on tumblr by posting this selfie

jaclcfrost:

the whole concept of flirting is just lost on me most of the time really. whenever someone is like “oh they were flirting with you” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “were you flirting with them?” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “oh you totally were flirting with them!” i’m just like. what. what is flirting. what is going on. what. i have no idea what’s going on. what