Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds
Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
one time i looked at something that had glitter on it and it got on my hands somehow
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
reality of summer: moving your laptop so that the sunlight doesn't reflect on the screen when you're trying to blog